Only In New York
• Government employers are accused of using “unethical practices” in the hiring of NYC lifeguards. Apparently, the slogan “It’s Just Like Baywatch, Minus The Saline-Implants” didn’t sit too well with some of the ladies.
• A jealous/pregnant woman runs over her longtime lover in her new lover’s car. Because she’s crazy? Nope, just a case of raging hormones, says the Lindsay Lohan wannabe.
• A Long Islander instantly scares the living bejesus out of us by molesting one of his boss’ children simply out of pure, unadulterated revenge. (And, possibly, hormones!)
• Meanwhile, Governor Eliot Spitzer announces plans to spend twice as much on the “I Love New York” campaign as last year. The extra money will be used on “new media” which apparently includes something called the “internet.”
• Finally, tourists will soon be able to see 3-D images of New York, thanks to a brand new Google feature. Next up for Google: giving tourists the virtual experience of being mugged and/or solicited for money by drunk homeless people.