Heh. Maybe this guy IS funny. Owen Wilson thought green as went to check out some bod at Scores in NYC. He pulled up on a bicycle! Hot. Did he drive a stripper home on the handlebars?

Owen Wilson might be the first-ever customer who pedaled up to Scores West Side on a mountain bike. Wilson parked his two-wheeler at the mammary mecca’s check room and then sat down to enjoy the topless talent. “After a few hours, he said he was meeting friends at another club to bring back to Scores and could he leave the bike. They said, ‘No problem,’ ” our spy reports. “It was a fun night for him - Scores, regular clubs, then Scores again.”

Is driving a bicycle drunk illegal? Probably. If not, it’s what I’m taking to the barroom next time so those damn cops stop trying to pull me over when I Nicole Richie it on the freeway. Fascist pigs. I think having a bike rack outside of a peeler bar is totally progressive. They should also have a dog run and an area for playdates for toddlers so daddies can park the tykes and enjoy the talents of Tina Jacuzzi and friends. Let’s gentrify EVERYTHING!

(Flynet)

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