Kate Hudson has been stymied in her attempts to reach out to her ex, Owen Wilson. Owen tried to off himself last week, and he’s not doing so well. I saw a picture, and he looks like he got put through a washing machine and then went ten rounds with a large UFC fighter. Who was wielding a hatchet. Depression sucks. Anyway, Owen’s family wants her to stay away because they feel she’ll only make things worse. Either that or they don’t want her scary baby with the long hair near Owen because he might have nightmares. Your male baby shouldn’t look like Jodie Foster in “Freaky Friday”!

“Kate has been trying to get in touch with Owen and is distraught that the family doesn’t want her anywhere near him,” says a pal. “She is very frustrated.”

The insider added: “[Owen’s family members] don’t think Kate is good for him.”

Oh, we’re sorry, Kate. Owen’s cut up on himself and making love to the Vicodin bottle and we’re supposed to feel bad because you’re “frustrated”. Bitch, you dumped his ass! Now is not the time for the guilts! It’s too late, obviously. Send a Hallmark and a canned ham and approach him when he’s feeling better! Don’t make things worse with your perky blondness! Jesus, attention whore!

(Big Pictures)

Related Stories

• 05/11: Kate & Owen and Daily Hot Shots
• Owen Wilson bears the scars of suicide bid
• Report: Owen Wilson Attempted Suicide
• UNCHAINED KATE
• Owen Wilson’s Ex-Girlfriend Describes Him as “Happy”
• Is He Already Past It?
• Fresh Scoop ‘n’ Back-Sass!
• 05/11: Daily Hot Shots
• PARTIES: Daily Hot Shots
• More On Why Owen Wilson Chose To Try And Cash It In