*sigh* Pamela Anderson is currently whoring around Vegas, and getting ready to marry the slimy guy who was in Paris’ sex tape. Her ex-husband of three milliseconds, Kid Rock, told “Rolling Stone” that Pam faked a miscarriage. This doesn’t shock me. Pam teaching a course on literacy would be a stunner. Or maybe wearing a dress that actually covers her plastic parts. But no, she’s too busy schtupping guys who were married to Shannen Doherty and trying to save chickens. And lying about miscarriages to guilt trip husbands.

“She’s in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I’m gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James,” the 36-year-old rapper says. “I’m like, `Baby, I got these tickets. I’ll see you on the weekend there,’ and that leads into her saying, `You don’t care about me, blah blah blah,’” Rock says. “She finally comes up with this: `I just had a miscarriage’ … and hangs the phone up.”

Rock, claiming he was unaware that Anderson was pregnant, says he chartered a plane and flew to Vancouver. “When I get there, she’s partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I’m thinking, `That’s a quick recovery from a miscarriage.’”

Cuz’ the only thing dropping out of her that evening was her panties out from under her dress! Dayum! That’s an icy move on her part. I’m sure he’s no catch, not with that mullet and the Marlboros BMX bike dirtbag thing he’s got goin’ on. But you don’t fake a baby death. Who does that?

(Flynet)

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