WHAT? The only way she should be out of jail at this point is if bitch used a spoon to dig a hole and crawled through a sewer. There’s word that Paris is already out!

Unimpeachable sources tell TMZ the deal was sealed yesterday and that Hilton made her exit early early this morning.

She was originally sentenced to 45 days in jail, but that was reduced to 23. She served a total of three days.

They’re holding a conference in about an hour. Stay tuned. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go mourn the death of all hope.

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