(Flynet)

I know that's not the nicest headline, and it's all in good fun here at ASL. But I hope she at least gets menaced by someone of the ethnicity she was mocking in that footage. Make her flinch in the yard or something. In the yard, Paris is going to be in the yard. Does that delight everyone else as well? Anyway, where she's going isn't anything like the Hilton. Hee.

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton better watch her back in the Century Regional Detention Facility, visitors who were at the jail yesterday warned.

"If you act like you're all high-class and uppity," Denise Chavis said, "you're done."

"My ex-wife got beat up and got a black eye in this place," said a man, who declined to give his name out of fear of retribution against the woman.

And Hilton better hope the inmates don't remember the videotape broadcast widely on YouTube that shows her mocking Jewish and African-American people. "She better learn to bite her tongue," he said.

If she does report to the jail, Hilton will likely be living in a one- or two-person cell and segregated from the general population for her safety as a high-profile inmate.

A woman who gave her name only as Melanie and whose mother is in the jail on a narcotics charge said Hilton better thank her lucky stars for the extra security.

She said the general population showers together and that a large group of "very masculine lesbians" prey on them.

HAH! Evil prison dykes, like in the movies! Keep reading for more (plus more photos) about why you don't want to violate your parole agreement by being a stupid bitch.

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