Hooker Trying To Scare Paris
Everybody's flying to every network or newspaper or magazine they can to make sure Paris knows exactly how nightmarish prison is. This NYC hooker tells Page Six that Paris can expect plenty of terror. I'd write more but I'm dancing gleefully. Natalia McLennan, who I guess is known as NYC's "#1 Escort", spent some time at Ryker's Island and didn't find it to be a luxury resort. Good. Hookers deserve to be in prison! THEY STEAL WALLETS!
First, McLennan says, Hilton must brace herself for an embarrassing physical that includes a full-body cavity search. She should also get used to being eyeballed by horny lesbian inmates. "She'll want to make at least one good friend, like a Nicole Richie, to watch her back for her when she takes a shower . . . And I'd tell her, 'Drop the attitude.' "She says Hilton can also use a psychological trick to survive, remembering that, "it doesn't get any worse than this - it can only get better."
I say make it the real deal and throw that stick figure Nicole Richie in with her! The Simple Life: Scalded With Boiling Hot Gravy In The Caf Because You Looked The Wrong Way At Queen Bee. Isn't Nicole the one joy-riding the wrong way down the damn freeway all looped on pills? F*ck her. Throw the key away on em' both!
More photos of Paris Hilton holding her puppy after the jump.