Paris Hilton thinks she's a damn political prisoner. Via the magic of MySpace, she's letting us know that a friend has created a petition for morons to sign to give to Governor Terminator to free her ass. What? YOU. BROKE. THE. LAW. Other people have gone to jail for longer and for less. And who the hell is gonna sign this? I can only guess her parents and sister. And maybe Bobby Trendy. Brandon Davis might for a cheeseburger and an eight-ball.

In a message that went up Monday on her MySpace page and reported in the New York Post, the hotel heiress writes (in her own spelling): "My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"

The petition, directed to California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, asks that Hilton be pardoned from her sentence of 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation by driving with a suspended license. The punishment was handed down in Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday. An appeal has been filed.

"I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition," writes Hilton.

The petition, which had more than 900 signatures by Tuesday morning, urges the California actor-turned-governor to pardon Hilton because she provides "beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."

What the f*ck is "sihn"? And secondly - 900?!?!?!?! Who are these idiots? She has that many drug dealers? Keep reading for the California gubernatorial response and for the words of someone who disagrees with the petition.

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