Paris Hilton is claiming she’s planning a trip to Rwanda. That’ll happen. She probably thinks it’s a restaurant. Dumbass. She hopes to call attention to the problems over there. Hopefully she’ll get caught in some kind of crossfire. Forget that, then she’ll be seen as a matyr. Can I go instead? We need to prevent that from ever happening.

“I want to visit more countries where poverty and children’s issues are a big concern,” she says. “I know there’s a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues.”

Hilton reportedly will visit Rwanda at the invitation of Scott Lazerson, whose year-old Playing for Good charity assists celebrities and high-profile business personalities in getting involved with organizations that benefit those in need.

Wait, what about the halfway house she pledged to build after she got out of the joint? Huh? Where’s that? Your cleaning lady having a prior doesn’t count as you creating a halfway house, cretin!

(WENN)

More photos of a posing Paris Hilton are after the jump.

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