After being released from prison, Paris got herself some extensions. I know it would take awhile to establish a halfway house but this douche did say she was going to be all nun-like and stuff. Nuns don’t worry about their weaves! Unless they’re sexy nuns.

Hilton, 26, who was released at 12:01 a.m. from Los Angeles’ Century Regional Detention Facility, had a 9:30 at-home appointment this morning with DreamCatchers Hair Extensions, according to The Insider.

And just what was Hilton getting? “Full length, 20 inches of extensions….blonde, of course,” the DreamCatchers rep told The Insider. When the show asked if Hilton would be taking her new locks out on the town tonight, the rep replied, “wouldn’t you?”

The hair-fix house-call contradicts what Hilton told Barbara Walters at the start of her sentence. “I’m not that superficial girl,” she said. “I haven’t looked in a mirror since I got here. My purpose in life is to be where I am.”

You mean she lied? Why - whatever do you mean? Paris Hilton lie? Everything I’ve ever known is wrong! My foundation is life has crumbled! I’m just a child - lost in a forest of disillusion!

(Splash)

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