Paris has filed an appeal. I can't say I blame her. After all this talk of "masculine lesbians" and bologna sandwiches and having to rinse out your two pairs of panties in the shower - I'd be using everything I could to avoid going. I think I'd be in Amsterdam getting a sex change right now.

Paris has filed a notice with the court, vowing to appeal her 45-day jail sentence.

The notice is a formality that lawyers are required to file before lodging the appeal. It does not give the grounds for the appeal, but Hilton's lawyers must essentially prove that the trial judge abused his discretion by imposing the sentence.

Seriously, I'd already have my hair dyed and only be answering to "Leslie" right now. I'd work as a fry cook in some Midwestern greasy spoon. I'd be the mysterious stranger in town, and pray that no one has the Interweb. And hope that my knock-your-socks off tuna melt would convince people to protect me.

(Flynet)

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