WHAT? I don’t get it. Does her Dad own the police or something? What gives? What is happening in L.A.? If I’m famous enough, can I just off someone and skip away? Why don’t they just let her do her time at a cabana in the Bahamas or something? Paris Hilton’s cellmate has already been selected . It’s some chick in for reckless driving. This was done so she wouldn’t be put in there with someone who would give her the beatdown or try to take her picture with smuggled cellphone. What’s the point then?

Officials at the jail where Paris will do time have decided an inmate who is doing time for reckless driving will be the perfect match for Paris. Sources tell TMZ that jailers were looking for someone who they believe will not try to cash in on Hilton’s stay. The woman is already in the cell that Paris will be in … waiting for a touch of Hilton.

Sources also tell TMZ that jailers are already conducting searches of anything electronic — they are prohibiting cameras, cellphones and the like. We’re told a memo has gone out to the staff, warning them that anyone who takes pictures of Paris will be disciplined — i.e., fired.

The report goes on to state that a “written protocol” has been written for this skank, detailing how things should be “done for her”. Yeah - solitary, bread and water, and shock treatments. Reckless driving, huh? Maybe her cellmate will mow her down in the parking lot when they both get out.

(WENN)

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