People has bullshit quotes from Paris’ “friends” detailing how rough it is for her because she’s going to jail. I thought her and Kim Kardashian were on the outs? Anyway, they’re saying Paris feels that some of her friends have abandoned her because of her new soon-to-be convict status. I think she should just tattoo a teardrop under her eye and be done with it.

Caroline D’Amore (is she a stripper?):

“We had a little party at her house the other night so we were all around her to be there for her,” childhood friend Caroline D’Amore told PEOPLE at Wednesday’s Los Angeles opening of the flagship Diesel store on Melrose Place. D’Amore added that, at the Memorial Day barbecue hosted by pal Nicole Richie, “We all watched the first episode of the new season of The Simple Life, which was really cute.”

(Splash)

So did they just turn the volume up on the TV when Mischa Barton was rolling around, high on PCP and screaming she was dying? Did she roll into the bowl of popcorn causing them to finally call 911? Keep reading for what other friends of Paris had to say.

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