People are always saying to me “Tell me Wayne, what does Paris do? Why is she famous?” and I say to them “People, Paris is not to be deconstructed like that. She is Paris and surely that is enough.” Usually this conversation is followed by “Shut the F*** up” or “Ugh I can’t stand you Wayne.” So for those people maybe this clip from TMZ can shed some light. She’s actually a really busy girl. So busy in fact that TMZ.com edited a whole day of hers down to one minute and thirty seconds.

“The uber-active hottie began her busy L.A. day accompanied by Las Vegas side showman Jeff Beacher, and while posing for a pic with a mother and her baby outside Fred Segal, Paris decides to one arm grab the unfortunate offspring! Don’t drop the little Louis Vuitton!

It’s good to see that she is finally meeting with some homeless ex-cons about her halfway house she promised to build. Oh wait no, my mistake, that’s Adrian Grenier. Here we go, oh wait my mistake again that’s just a homeless Al Pacino harassing her. I wish I was joking.

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