Paris Hilton won’t be able to maintain her regular beauty routine during her stay in jail since razors, tweezers, hair-removal wax, rollers, hair brushes, blow-dryers and hair sprays are all banned from the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, CA, where she’s staying. From the New York Daily News:

“She’ll find she’ll get pretty hairy,” said Hollywood madam Jody (Babydol) Gibson, who served eight weeks in another L.A. County women’s jail in 2000.

“The lifestyle is so hard on a woman,” said Gibson, adding that the only beauty tool Paris will have is a jail-issue wide-tooth comb.

Bless her heart, she’s really gonna look like a tranny once she gets done with that place. But maybe it will force her to simply become more creative. Like, if she’s very clever, she can take her orange jumpsuit and somehow get the dye from it onto her skin, forming a make-shift self-tanner, or something. I mean, how else is a lady expected to maintain her rosy, orange hue? But it’s not only her looks that might suffer, those close to Paris are concerned over her health.

“I’m afraid she is not going to eat. Even though it is not great nutrition [in jail], she should still eat something,” her trainer Yaacob Ben-Yakir, 28, told the Daily News recently.

Aww, that’s kind of cute to hear that her trainer’s worried about her. Don’t worry, Yaacob. I’ll make sure to eat plenty for the both of us.

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