Barbara Walters read a statement from Paris' Moms Kathy Hilton this morning on "The View" . Kathy is urging Earth to avoid following her stupid-ass daughter's example and when we're on probation for something? Don't f*ck it up.

Paris Hilton's mother Kathy took to the airwaves -- speaking through the oracle that is Barbara Walters on this morning's "The View" -- urging "young people who look up" to Paris to "learn" from her DUI arrest and impending imprisonment.

Babwa, friends with Kathy and husband "Ricky" for years, said she spoke to Mama Hilton yesterday, and read a brief statement from the convicted socialite's mom. "We can only hope that something positive will come out of this," said Walters for Kathy. "Hopefully the young people who look up to people like Paris can learn from this." Not to mention her videos.

Guest co-host, "D-lister" Kathy Griffin shot back at Babwa and the Hiltons, "If the 'Free Paris' T-shirts were more popular, she'd be singing a different tune."

God bless you, Kathy Griffin. I forgive you for betraying your "gays". And who in the hell looks up to Paris Hilton? I'd send my damn daughter to one of those boot camps where they make you carry boulders in your back-pack and take ten miles runs through the sweltering desert if she ever voiced that opinion. Hence the court-ordered birth control inplanted in me that prevents me from having kids. Fascist judge!

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