TMZ encountered three individuals in NYC, who were the only ones to show up to a protest to support Paris Hilton, although, if you watch the video, it really looks two of them may have simply been walking through the park, when they noticed TV cameras and thought it might be fun to put on an impromptu "let's-pretend-to-be-Paris-supporters" improv scene.

The well-publicized rally in Greenwich Village -- timed to coincide with New York University's graduation ceremonies -- fell just a little bit short of expectations, with just three protesters fighting the pro-Paris fight, calling her a victim and a martyr.

Personally, I prefer the guy who seems to believe that what is happening to Paris is the result of a conspiracy against her by the Christian right. Rock on, crazy.

(Splash)

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