(Flynet)

I’d stop committing crimes immediately. Imagine if you got sent there after leaving prison? It’s all teacup poodles, coke, and white-framed sunglasses. Ugh. Can I go back to prison? Paris told Ryan Seacrest that she plans to construct a halfway house after getting out of the brig.

Hilton tells Seacrest that she hopes to build a “transitional home” to help women when they are released from jail. “These women just keep coming back because they have no place to go,” she explains.

Hilton says the home can be “a place to get food and clothes on their backs,” continuing that the recidivism rate is “a really bad cycle and if we stop it now, we can make our community a better place.”

Ugh. Please stop. I can’t wait til’ actual convicts show up and she’s like “uh, I just wanted people that didn’t pay parking tickets and stuff….”

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