(Flynet)

...is actually something he didn't do. The governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger, recently terminated (oh, I'm so cleverly punny...) a request made on the part of Paris Hilton's supporters to pardon the socialite. In response to this plea to keep Hilton out of jail, Schwarzenegger said:

"I have many more important things to think about."

Meanwhile, the photos of Paris Fake and Tall walking around mournfully in those giant sunglasses of hers continue to proliferate and I must say that I enjoy each and every pouty pose she is able to muster. I imagine that if she decides to go on a hunger strike in protest of her sentence, her body will react by saying, "What a minute...we eat?"

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