Oh lord. This just keeps getting to be a bigger and better train wreck. What with the Bratz dolls determined to ruin Paula’s life, Rosie O’Donnell taking on Paula in her own one-woman poetry slam, Paula’s got a lot of reasons to want to stay under the covers, crying, with a tub of ice-cream and the remote control. But she perseveres! And, she takes on the task of working with her dancers, testing their creative abilities by forcing them to create their own personal characters, the personalities of whom they are assigned to portray through their dance performances. I love the guy on stilts, who is able to sashay, work it girl, and swivel his hips with way more grace than I could ever muster in even the most modest of high heels. And kudos to Paula for calling BS on the girl whose character was “a stripper turned belly-dancer.”

Make sure to check out the “Hey Paula” season finale Thursday, 8/2 at 8:30/7:30PM CT.

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