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Oh Paula! You’re forever my girl! I’m just teasing you cause I love you. I love you so much, that I’m going to take this opportunity to pimp out your show, “Hey Paula,” on Bravo. For those of you who missed the first episode, you can download it from the “Free on iTunes” section in the store and get caught up.

As for those of you who have been watching the show and/or checking out sneak peeks from future episodes, you might know that during the “American Idol” hiatus, Paula has been hustling at her side gigs to make that money, honey. She’s been over in London working her publicity machine to promote her new fragrance line. TMZ reports:

“…Paula has been booked on England’s “SNL” knockoff, “Friday Night Project,” and their answer to “The View” called “Loose Women.”

OMG, “Loose Women” makes the show sound so much better than “The View.” Maybe if we called it “Journalistic-Type Ladies Mud Wrestling Bonanza” it might be more palatable to American audiences. Or to me at least.

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