Paula Abdul has a new reality show on Bravo and yes, she’s all high and acting out and saying things like “I’m tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am.” Which is my next t-shirt.

In the first episode, set to air June 28, the “American Idol” judge appears addled after the 2007 Grammy Awards. She stumbles on the street and giggles in the back of her limo (”I crack myself up!”) before her mood darkens and she berates two assistants for not bringing her sweat pants to change into for a flight.

The encounter reveals a needy celebrity who, in the lap of pampering, constantly believes herself to be mistreated by those around her. “The way I’ve been treated is [like] a piece of dog s–,” she complains in another typical outburst.

She also clashes with QVC executives and flummoxes her long-suffering PR rep, Jeff Ballard, one of three she has fired or been fired by this year.

I might have to make room on the DVR for this. Is it just me or when Paula’s high, does she remind you of Blair’s cousin on “The Facts of Life”? At least Blair’s cousin had an excuse!

More photos of Paula Abdul from her OK Magazine photo shoot after the jump.

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