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Pete Doherty has spoken to the the Mirror about how much he wants Kate Moss back. He goes from calling her a “nasty old rag” who “kicked him in the head” to saying how much he loves “her brain”. This is gonna make one HELLUVA a movie in 2014. Calling a globally famous supermodel a “nasty old rag” is hot.

he passionately declares: “I love her with all my heart. I like the way she walks and talks. I love her bones. I love her brain.”

Pete goes on to say that Kate kicked him out because of her jealous belief that he was f*cking the girl who “lives around the corner”. Is this Sesame Street? No need to go on tour for groupies - supermodels and junkie rockers live in the same neighborhood as sluts in the U.K. There are no gated communities here. Malibu’s for pussies! Keep reading for more of Pete’s lament.

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