(Flynet)

No, really. This is sad. This means he’s leaving his shit lying around for his kitty to ingest it! Not that I like cats or anything. I hate them. But I do feel bad that it’s going to have to go to rehab, and walk mountain trails in Utah with Lohan, and face its feelings. Pete Doherty’s cat tests positive for coke.

Pete Doherty’s pet cat has been found to have traces of cocaine in its blood stream after being taken in for observation by vets, say reports. The Babyshambles star owns a cat named Dinger, a slang word for syringe, which recently gave birth to a litter of five kittens. One of the litter became ill and the singer was forced to take the kitten into the vet for tests, where the drug revelation was discovered.

An RSPCA spokesman told the Daily Star: “It is a police matter, so we cannot deny or confirm the identity of the man who had this kitten removed. But it is very important to protect animals from substances that can do them serious harm.”

It’s good to know that if I need to buy some shit, Pete Doherty’s cat is probably holding. And it’s not like it can tell the police anything. “So, Dinger, what’s this white powder doing in your glove compartment?” “MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW! HISS! *lick*” “What? Damn cat?”

Peter Continues His Walk After the Jump

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