Certain camera angles might help this, but otherwise….no. This is a tragic example of a girl who’s going to spend the rest of her life wondering why she couldn’t get Mom’s face passed down to her. People are tough on this chick because she’s about three continents away facially from her smoking hot Moms. What she should tell herself every night is that her Mom sold her soul and spent millions of dollars to look like that. Let’s face it, Demi Moore IS the Bionic Woman. Bionic in the face. Rumer Willis has gone blond.

“I came home and my parents were really shocked when I walked in the house,” she says. “My sisters looked at me like, ‘What? Your hair!’ But everyone, my parents, loved it.”

Her sisters also said “what’s wrong with you?” and “it’s ok, because you’re smart and creative” and “it’s not our fault Dad’s long-ass facial bone structure looks better on a man” and then “dye it back and settle down”.

(WENN)

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