Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Miraculously Hits Passerby Instead

Looks like the Onion News Network is getting all TMZish on us with this breaking Beyonce news report:

Tragedy was narrowly averted when a stray bullet bound for singer Beyonce thankfully struck and became lodged in a passerby.

Our thoughts and prayers are with you “B.” Oh and that other dude too.

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