It took about three milliseconds for the reunited Spice Girls to turn on each other and to remind themselves as to why they ended the lip-synching in the first place. According to sources, everyone’s acting the fool and not remembering that Victoria has more money than God and could pay to have them all killed and replaced with clones and then pay to have it covered up. She can buy the latest designer jeans AND several Supreme Court judges! Or police detectives or crime scene analysis people. She could buy “CSI”!

Here’s the list of bitchcraft that’s gone on so far since the reunion announcement last week:

• POSH is sick of Geri grabbing the limelight;
• SCARY is winding up all the others up with her weird behaviour and lousy time-keeping;
• GINGER is trying to turn the reunion into a one-woman show;
• BABY is being accused by the others of not supporting them; and
• SPORTY wants to be by herself before interviews.

It’s so hot that they’re still called by their Spice Girl code names. And that a couple mil in your pocket is totally worth having to hang out for seven months with bitches you totally hate.

(WENN)

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