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Star Jones threw her gay husband a 37th birthday party in the Hamptons last Saturday. It was held at the Estate, which is some new private mansion in Southhampton. Look, a rat just crawled across my living room floor and is wrestling with a stale potato chip. *sigh* Southhampton. Anyway, Al made a speech:

Then he turned to his wife–”my everything,” the birthday boy called her. “You taught me how to love and how to be a better man,” he declared.

*snicker* Right. It gets better.

The revelry continued at Stereo by the Shore, the Hamptons outpost of the 29th Street nightclub, where Mr. and Mrs. Reynolds grooved to the smooth beats of renowned hip-hop D.J. Doug Grayson until 2:30 a.m. “They were cute and flirted with each other all night,” said the spy, adding they did a lot of heavy grinding on the dance floor, but “there wasn’t any canoodling.”

No canoodling? You don’t say!

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