First, Paris gets herself cut out of her grandpa’s will, and now she’s finding out that she’ll no longer be able to claim “reality TV star” as one of her many, useless hyphenates. “The Simple Life” will not be renewed by E!, who has decided that the finale of the current season, “The Simple Life Goes to Camp” will be the last.

“The Simple Life has been a wonderful addition to the E! Schedule for two years and we will always be grateful to Paris and Nicole for their hard work and graciousness,” E! said in a statement.

Ha! Liars. You know the prospect of a possibly pious Paris combined with a pregnant and hormonal Nicole was probably just too much for them. I can only imagine the crazy food-stuffs that Nicole’s been demanding during her pregnancy. Like…food that’s not a latte.

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