Seriously, how will the producers of this show keep up the momentum after Ro leaves? Post-shrieky catfight with Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Rosie O'Donnell's "chief writer" Janette Barber was escorted from the "The View" studios by security. It seems that she was defacing pictures of Elisabeth Hasselbeck that hang in the studio lobby. By drawing moustaches on them. Damn, the lesbian mafia is on the move. Watch out, Liz! They're gonna find you in a shallow grave in Northhampton, MA!

The Post's Adam Buckman reports ABC confirmed in a statement only that "photographs at 'The View's' offices were defaced. Rosie O'Donnell was not in the building. ABC Legal and Human Resources are investigating the matter." Barber is an old friend of O'Donnell who worked with her years ago on "The Rosie O'Donnell Show."

There were also rumors O'Donnell was so angry after her argument with Hasselbeck that she trashed her dressing room, although ABC denied the tantrum.

Rosie, meanwhile, is writing vague answers to fan's questions on her haiku site and officially due back on Tuesday. Drawing moustaches is kinda quaint. That chick must be old school. Like "Guys and Dolls" old school. Most of today's broads would have written "DOUCHE" across her forehead and keyed her car. I'm not kidding. We live in a violent cutthroat world. Lock your doors.

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