Here’s Tim Gunn baring his choppers and looking a little tipsy. “I love your handbag so much that I’m going to chew on it, darling!” The tall elegant Park Avenue lady that is Mr. Gunn has a new show that premieres Sept. 9 on Bravo. It’s called “Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style”. Who gives a shit? What’s up with “Project Runway”? I need “Project Runway” like Amy Winehouse needs a rail to blow. Tim lets us in on how he felt about some of the past contestants and what this season is going to be like. I’m sweaty over this. Jesus, I love that show.

Us: Which Project Runway designer could most benefit from your fashion know-how?

TG: That’s a great question. God, I don’t know — maybe Diana Eng from season two. She’s our little math and science nerd and she kept saying that her own personal style wasn’t a priority for her, but if you’re going to be in fashion and especially if you’re going to be a designer, you’d better send a message about what you can do for your customer.

Aw, I liked little Diana! “Do you like this dress I made out of a tesseract? You need to times Pi by the square root of 976 to work the zipper!” Keep reading for who Tim still speaks to and what’s up for this season of “Runway”! I just soiled myself!

(WENN)

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