Gotta love it when the goofy white people dance. I seriously can’t imagine anything that might look more ridiculous than Katie Holmes trying to grind up on her considerably shorter hubby, Tom Cruise…unless it would be them doing it with rainbow clown wigs on their heads. Yes, that might be slightly more goofy. The celebrity power couple decided to get footloose at the “Welcome to America” shindig that Hollywood threw for Victoria and David Beckham. Everybody was enjoying themselves on the dance floor, with Jim Carrey pretending to spank girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy and Will Smith doing the splits. However, it was Tom Cruise who stole the show, with his solo performance.

But, as Us Weekly reports in its new issue, the real showstopper came when the DJ played “Old Time Rock & Roll,” prompting Cruise to re-enact his famous scene from Risky Business. At one point, he got on his back and kicked his legs in the air, just like in the movie!

I’m so used to seeing the younguns dancing in Hyde on table-tops, pantiless and wasted, that I have a feeling that I would have felt like I was watching my parents dancing at a wedding reception if I had been there.

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