(WENN)

And you thought there couldn’t be anything worse than a being a closet case cult member who worships volcanoes and aliens. Tom spoke about his new film. He’s playing Colonel Claus Graf Schenk von Stauffenberg, who was a German colonel who tried to off Hitler and is a national hero in Germany. Germany wasn’t pleased with this. If you’ll recall, they initially didn’t want his ass in their county because he’s in a dangerous mind-controlling cult. And then when they were allowed to film, 11 workers were injured in a set accident. Xenu isn’t his co-pilot on this one.

“All I can say is, ‘Save your comments until you see the movie,’ ” Cruise, 49, tells the German weekly, Bunte, regarding the German politicians and media who have attacked his religious beliefs and his decision to play one of Germany’s greatest heroes in his new movie Valkyrie.

“I want to think positive and concentrate on the film,” the actor says in the magazine. “I carry a great responsibility to the Germans, for whom a man like [Colonel Claus Graf Schenk von] Stauffenberg means so much.”

Well, they’ve had enough to deal with concerning their own national history and stuff without your gay ass bringing flying saucers and mind control and espionage tactics into their fair land. They’d like to keep it simple, thanks. Take your damn personality reader out of here!

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