Tori needs to focus on her new baby, and stay out of her wackjob mother's affairs! Candy Spelling started this whole interwebnets war when she sent an open letter to Paris Hilton via TMZ. And then Joe Francis and his well-raped prison ass got involved and wrote back defending his slut friend Paris and apparently Candy had some more bourbon because she wrote HIM back. And apparently this sent Tori into a shame spiral which had her sending apologies to Joe Francis through his friends. WHAT? What the hell? Are those two buddies? The guy's a P-I-G pig. What the hell does she care? I mean, if her loony mom had gone after Angelina - that would be a whole different story. At that point, you hang yourself with an "I'm Sorry, Angie!" sign from the telescope at the Griffith Observatory. But Joe Francis? Who gives a flying f*ck at a rolling doughnut what that piggy thinks? He's in jail and crying. Laugh and move on! You're Donna Martin! Have some respect! You graduated!

TMZ posted an open letter from Tori's mom Candy to the Girls Gone Wild guru on Saturday, prompting an immediate response from Joe -- from his cell in federal lockup. According to our sources, Tori was mortified by her mother's actions and "called three different people" connected to Joe to apologize for her mother's actions.

Oh for shame. Don't debase yourself. Tori, you hold your head high and concentrate on getting back into Mommy's will. Let her battle it out with any douchebag she wants to - as long as you're still getting the paper when the Alzheimer's finally does her ass in.

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