Oh Janice, how long will you keep up the fight against the competition? When your file cabinet marked “BAUER MISTAKES” empties? (Odds: Likely.)

As you can see, Janice is back on the attack against In Touch and Life & Style, who, according to this layout, can think of nothing but how bad Jen wants Brad back. Not so, says Us‘ carefully selected rebuttals.

But really, Min, why do this on the same week that you’re admitting the Janet Jackson “How I Kept It Off” cover – where Janet explains how she maintained her 60 pound weight loss, despite paparazzi photos showing otherwise – underwent a “cosmetic touchup”? It just screams of … oh, what’s the word? Oh, right: “Hypocrite.”

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