Dummies. Either that or they wanted some ink. Do you remember those pics from last week that Life & Style ran in which Nick Lachey and his chick Vanessa Manillo were all naked in the hot tub outside? Yeah, well apparently there were other pics from that set that included Nick spinning her like a top on his wingwang. Sex gymnastics! You know Jessica was a once a week girl and this new one is on his junk like white on rice! Yay for Nick! Anyway, Nick and ‘Nessa aren’t pleased by these pics getting out and are taking steps to prevent me from seeing what he’s packing.

TMZ has learned that the rest of the roll shows the two not only making out, but having hardcore sex in the hot tub. A source who has seen the photos tells TMZ that they are “Paris sex tape-level scandalous,” and include images of the couple in several different sex positions. That’s hot!

High-powered Hollywood attorney Marty Singer has sent a letter to the weekly mags, warning them that should they publish the steamy pics, they’ll face one mother of a lawsuit.

“Paris level”? So Vanessa lays there like olive loaf, and answers her phone mid-thrusting? That just throws a bucket of ice water on my arousal. Thanks, TMZ. Jerks!

(Flynet)

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