Here’s Victoria Beckham with designer Roberto Cavalli at the opening of his flagship store in Paris. Posh came straight from Madame Toussad’s, where they had just finished inflating her wax boobs to an even greater circumference. What gives with this one? Does she have some kind of disorder where she has to look more and more like something that’s confounding Mulder & Scully every time we see her? Are her children used to the feel of Teflon? How’s she going to tour with the Spice Girls when her home planet needs her to gather our world’s greatest natural resources to take back to her dying civilization? She doesn’t have time to learn choreography!

More photos of Victoria Beckham at Roberto Cavalli’s Flagship Store Opening cocktail party after the jump.

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