(Images courtesy of Celebrity Babylon)

Vicky is like one tiny little British machine. Just after moving to LA the singer/fashionista/actress/designer/astronaut (it is only a matter of time) is ready to open her own boutique. After slowly building a Posh army consisting of Katie Holmes and Eva Longoria. Her idea for an apparel store would consist of her denim “dVb” line and accessories.

While setting up her own little regime on Melrose Ave, Becks is also set to be on “Ugly Betty.” Leaks of a “wedding themed show” will somehow involve Victoria.

Producer Marco Pennette enthuses, “There’s a wedding dress involved. There’s a wedding involved with her storyline.” Pennette joked, “But we want her husband (David) on set. It’s one of the requirements.”

I love Vic in a she-pays-my-bills sorta way. But if I were on the young hot Hollywood A-list right now….I would be wearing a foil hat around her. It’s like she gets in your head and brainwashes you into living on air and pudding pops. Then she adds your name to her financial backers list.

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