Love her or hate her, you have to admit, Victoria Beckham is everywhere these days. And now the self-made socialite is promoting her style guide, “That Extra Half an Inch,” with an interview in the Los Angeles Times Image section. We’ve got a sneak peek at the article, which is set to hit newsstands Sunday, July 15th, in which Victoria chats with L.A Times Fashion Critic, Booth Moore, about her book chock full of Posh-style fashion tips. Here are a few quotes from the book, which are both ridiculous and awesome.

“However you’re built, be mindful of the rule that if you get your boobs out, put your legs away and vice versa.”

“I just throw on the Chanel sunglasses, which really do, as the fashion magazines say, hide a multitude of sins.”

“I tried to customize my school uniform, because I went to a very strict Church of England school. I used to get sent into the toilet every single day at school to take off my makeup and brush my hairspray out.”

One final Olive Newton John-inspired quote of Victoria’s after the jump…

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