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British tabloids are reporting that Paris Hilton once said that she is open to the idea that she and newly transplanted Victoria Beckham could become good friends. This is, of course, according to a “pal” of Hilton’s. However, it seems that Victoria thinks that she could stand to do much better, and has no interest in adding such a “flashy” individual to her inner circle.

“Over my dead body!” she hissed to a friend. We couldn’t be more different. You won’t catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on.”

I find it very interesting that Victoria Beckham has no plans to hang out with Paris, but has no problem schmoozing with Hiton’s minion, Perez. Girl, please. I bet if she thought it might help her dying reality show, she’d be all up in Hyde on a table-top in about 2.8 seconds. And I was just wondering, when are we going to start getting some pictures of Paris doing some charity work? Unless, she plans on building her half-way house for female ex-con’s on the shores of Malibu, I’m guessing she’s still on vacation.

(Images courtesy of BuzzFoto.com)

Photos of Paris at the beach are after the jump.

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