(WENN)

What’s this new thing where the celebs try to dictate what the press can ask them about? You put yourself out there. You wanted fame and fortune via fame victiming. And now you’re gonna tell peole what they can write about? Fascist airhead! Victoria Beckham is sending out release forms to radio stations detailing what they can ask her about as she promotes her crap reality show.

Rogers and Cowan public relations want to make sure all interviews with Posh air prior to her special, and focus only on the TV show — nothing more.

No one cares about your lame show. They want to know about your money, and your eating habits, and how you hooked that hot guy, and the closet alien space queen who’s stalking you, and if you’re going to rescue Katie Holmes, and how much you hate the other Spice Girls. Who gives a crap about your show? You can barely form two words anyway. Slapper!

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