The beautiful people (take that with a grain of salt) celebrated that terrible awards show far into the night. Seriously, I’ve seen bits and pieces and it was an ungodly mess. People performing from guest suites? What the hell? Who thought this mess up? Keep it simple, stupid. I know MTV feels like they have usher our asses into the space-age but please. Have one theatre with a stage and a host, and some hot performances. It’s worked very well in the past. Otherwise you end up with insurance concerns about Criss Angel Greasefreek’s magic mirrors and Britney high on cough syrup stumbling around in a fog and Kanye setting his butt plug for “full-on whine” and it just sucks. Anyway, here’s the party lowdown. Sidenote: Jamie Foxx blows and this is a known quantity.

For many show guests and workers, the first stop was the poolside party at the Palms, site of the awards presentation. Hosted by Jamie Foxx and Jennifer Garner, the “official” post-show event promised an open bar and an ample buffet.

Foxx was gregarious, dancing and rapping on stage as he poured fruity shots from a bottle directly into the mouths of thirsty women. He was briefly joined by Quincy Jones, who sipped from a pink drink as he boogied alongside a bevy of beauties.

Jennifer Garner likes to get up in the club? No, she has a movie to promote. I highly doubt she was laying back on the bar and doing shots of tequila with her legs akimbo. Quincy Jones brought the geriatric hotness. Keep reading for more party details, including what hot bitches like Megan Fox (”Transformers”) and that tattoo chick had to say.

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