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Here’s some snaps from the Bocaj vodka party at Tao at the Venetian over the weekend. Various geezers, skanks and dweebies were in attendance. Like Travis Barker and his posse (above). Jamie Foxx (ugh) was in attendance and he was luring women to his ass for shots via mini-flashlight.

…where he attempted to pour a little somethin’ in a lucky dreamgirl’s mouth. She was plucked from the crowd with the help of Jamie’s trusty little flashlight.

Ugh, what kinda moral compass does that chick have? I’m totally hating and I so would have been up there. Anyway, others attended. Janet Jackson and Ashanti look like they escaped the jungle gym they had been tethered to. Why does Pauly Shore get to go to everything? Is the Comedy Store in L.A. that much of a money-maker? Seriously, he gets tons of skirt and I don’t get it. There’s the short guy from “Entourage”. He’s sort of my type, short and Irish, but he might want to have taken a disco nap after his last bender. He looks a little dehydrated. Shar Jackson looks like the pinnacle of style and sophistication. You know she’s reveling in her triumph of looking slightly less trashy than Britney. And is that Weird Al Yankovic? No, it’s Cisco Adler and his long balls. Ugh.

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More photos from the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards after party held at TAO Nightclub inside the Venetian Hotel and Casino after the jump.


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