Whitney Sober

Fox News had reported that Whitney Houston was all done up again at Stevie Wonder's concert in the Bahamas this past weekend. Her record label is denying it. Was everyone on Earth in the Bahamas? How come I never get invites to this shit? I got invited to one celebrity gathering and I ended up not being on the list at first which sent me into a damn panic and then a hooker stole my wallet. F*cking hooker. Whitney wouldn't have stood for that. Whitney would have tracked her down and beat her ass. While wearing the only $30,000 fur coat that she hadn't sold for rock, yet. Then she would have stopped at a Vegas gas station in the early A.M. for some Fiddle Faddle and a Tab whilst nonchalant about being covered in hooker blood. And then would have posed for pictures with fans! This is old Whitney I'm talking about. New Whitney is getting divorced from her trashbag husband and making a new album - as clean as a whistle. This is what Roger Friedman at Fox News had to say:

Whitney Houston is straight as an arrow, not doing drugs and working hard in the studio. That's the word from her record company Monday in response to my weekend report from the Bahamas that the recovering singer looked red-eyed and stoned at Stevie Wonder's spectacular birthday concert.
Let's take Whitney and her reps at their word. Why not? The goal here is to see Houston back in business, healthy and restored to her former vibrancy pre-Bobby Brown. If it's happening, and her appearance and attitude belie it, well, what the heck.

By the way, the "older man" who was described as Whitney's constant companion over the weekend was her brother Gary, a former drug addict who's been clean for some time, a source says, and is also committed to his sobriety.

Oh, you know she called him and threatened to kill him and he's backpedaling like a mofo right now. Go on, Whitney. We love you high or sober. You're the Greatest Love of All. Don't give Bobby a damn thing.

Whitney Sober

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