Whodunit: ‘Like A Rhinestone Naked Cowboy’ Edition
After enjoying a wonderful weekend of mid-afternoon drinking, Roe v. Wade bashing and a nice little Saturday at Home Depot, we're ready to dive right into this morning's edition of Whodunit.
Today, our mystery men are both washed-up musicians reminding us why we've sworn off both country music and snorting cocaine off of live animals.
Musician #1 is a rocker who was, apparently, happy to sniff his pooch after inadvertently misplacing his drugs in Rover's fur. Meanwhile, Musician #2, a married country star reportedly has a thing for flying in prostitutes for two hours of knockin' (cowboy) boots.
Think you know who's whistlin' dixie after an airport lay and who's singing the blues after a close encounter of the drooly canine kind? Then shirk work (like you needed an excuse, anyway), send in your best guesses and let us know Whodunit!
Which rocker was reduced to snorting cocaine off the back of his dog after it jumped up on him, spilling a gram of the stuff over itself?Which married country singing star has his managers pick up hustlers from the Nashville airport and drive them to a hotel room rendezvous? They're back on a plane out two hours later.