The Teen Choice Awards were held last night. Smashtacular tv musical “High School Musical 2″ beat out all those other sad bitches. “2″ won “Best TV Movie” because it had more plastic perkiness than any of the other hags. Zac Efron’s artifical dreaminess and mannequin looks are what’s doing it for the young ladies nowadays. You know there was a gnashing of teeth from….wait. Are there a lot of television musicals to compete against? Disney’s brillant. What was the last tv musical that was on? Vanessa Williams as Ebbie Scrooge?

“‘High School Musical’ started two years ago’ and the only reason we’re up here today is because of you guys,” Efron said above the screams of girls in the packed audience.

The awards show, which aired in the United States on Sunday night on the Fox broadcast network, was co-hosted by actress-singer Hilary Duff, 19, and actor-comedian Nick Cannon, 26.

Did Hilary talk to the audience about how she prays for a Nicole Richie miscarriage because that baby should have been hers? The less said about Nick Cannon, the better.

Keep reading for what Fergie had to say (she thanked meth!) and Seacrest winning best gay drama.

(WENN)

Tons more photos (Zac Efron, America Ferrera, Snoop Dogg, Kelly Clarkson, John Travolta, Miley Cyrus, Megan Fox, Josh Henderson, Ryan Reynolds, Sophia Bush, Eve and more) from the Teen Choice Awards are after the jump.

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